Proper

If I were a proper person,
I would work toward my goals,
my record would be clean,
and I'd know who saved my soul.

If I were a proper person,
I would make all the right jokes,
my teeth would be a perfect white,
and my life would be full of hope.

But sometimes I am sad, sad, sad.
If I were me, you'd think me mad.
I am a funny, bunny.