Wolverine

Wolverine had tracked discovered that his mother was infact a supervillan, but that she was dead long ago. So he went to visit her secret lair. When he got to the lair he found that it was guarded by a giant troll, which he ran away from. But then he found that it was also guarded by a giant robot, so now he had both things chasing him. He discovered a sort of control panel that controlled everything in the lair, but it was in Chinese so he didn't know how to use it. He pressed some random buttons, and ended up releasing a giant lizard and also a giant mushroom with a mustache and a meat cleaver. Now he had four enemies. He pressed some more buttons and the floor gave way dropping him into a pool full of blood guarded by a giant serpent. It also released a ping-pong ball that if it touched the bottom of the pool the whole place would blow up. So to recap our here wolverine is now.....in a pool of blood wresteleing with a serpent whilst trying to stop the place blowing up, whilst a giant troll, robot, lizard and mushroom are all trying to kill him.........then I woke up.